![]() You'll never believe what happened to me on my way into work today.I'd tell you this funny April Fools' Day joke about my pencil, but it's pointless.How come flowers don't like riding bicycles? They keep losing their petals.What did summer say to spring? Help, I'm about to fall!.Some bunny who? Some bunny's been pranking me all April Fools' Day. Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny.Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.What did one spring flower say to the other? You just gotta be-leaf in yourself!.You've heard that April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers bring? Pilgrims, mostly.Otto who? You otto know April Fools' is on April 1. What did the hammer say on April 1? April Tools' Day!.Anita who? Anita know when April Fools' Day is. What did one egg say to the other on April 1? Heard any good yolks today?.What did the lifeguard say on April 1? April Pools' Day!.I mean, they were literally born yesterday. Babies born on March 31 are so easy to prank on April Fools' Day. ![]()
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